A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant
for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances
at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.

"I'd like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely.

The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread,
located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly
beneath her, is provided with an excellent view. As the clerk
retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather
around the young man, looking in the same direction.

Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see
the clerk climb up and down.

After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and
fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing
below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the throng. "Is yours
raisin too?" the clerk yells testily.

"No," croaks the feeble old man....

"But it's startin' to twitch."