Blind Fire Fighters
  
 A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for
 particularly slow group of golfers.
 Engineer:  What's with these guys?  We must have been waiting for 15
 minutes!
 Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!
 Priest: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper.  Let's have a word with
 him...Hi George.  Say George, what's with that group ahead of us?
 They're rather slow aren't they?
 George: Oh yes.  That's a group of blind fire fighters.  They lost their
 sight while saving our club house last year.  So we let them play here
 anytime free of charge!
 (silence)
 Priest: That's so sad.  I think I will say a special prayer for them
 tonight.
 Doctor: Good idea.  And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy
 and see if there's anything he can do for them.
 (silence)
 Engineer:  Why can't these guys play at night?
 
  
          
          
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