1. The Cat in the Blender
2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
11. Are You My Proctologist?
12. Yentl the Lentil
13. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
14. Aunts in My Pants
15. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff
16. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
17. The Grinch's Ten Inches