Pedigrees
  
 Crossbred dogs:
 Cocker Spaniel  x  Rottweiller =  Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that
 philandering ex-husband
 Bull Terrier  x  Shitzu =  Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable
breed
 Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
 Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
 Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
 Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
 Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog
 fresh and clean as a whistle
 Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the
 choice of research scientists
 Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for
financial
 advisors
 Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
 Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
 Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't
matter
 anyway
 Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
 Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
 
  
          
          
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