Q: What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-spot?
A:  A guy will take 20 minutes to look for a golf ball.

Q:  How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm?
A:  Call her and tell her where you are.

Q:  What is the difference between light and hard?
A:  You can go to sleep with a light on.

Q: What is the difference between dark and hard?
A:  It stays dark all night.

Q:  What is the difference between a BONUS and a PENIS?
A:  Your wife will blow your BONUS.

Q:  What is the definition of  wicker box?
A:  It is what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.

Q:  How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A:  A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Q:  What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A:  No one to talk to during sex.

Q:  What is rodeo sex?
A:  It's where your lady friend is on all 4's, you are firmly ensconced
from
the rear with a breast in each hand, and you say to her,  " This is the
way
your sister likes it too."   You have eight seconds to stay in the
saddle.

Q:  Did you hear about the "morning after" pill for men?
A:  It changes their blood type.

Q:  What is the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaahh!'?
A:  about three inches.

Q:  If you are having sex with two women and another one walks in,
      what do you have?
A:  Divorce proceedings, most likely.

Q:  If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and your wife
      wants 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
A:  8 hours 59 minutes, - she wanted what?!!

Q:  Why do married men like blow jobs so much?
A:  15 minutes of silence.

Q:  What is the difference between a SLUT and a BITCH?
A:  A slut goes to bed with everyone, a bitch goes to bed with
        everyone but you.