Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well
         over 90 mph.

         "Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, "see any cops
         following us?"

         The blonde turned around for a long look.
         "As a matter of fact, I do."


         "Shit!" cursed the brunette.  "Are his flashers on?

         The blonde turned around again to look.

         "Yup...nope...yup...nope....yup..."