A woman walks into a tatoo parlor and asks for two tatoos. The first
tatoo
 she requests is that of a turkey on the inside of her left thigh and
the
 second is that of a Christmas tree on the inside of her right thigh.
 
 The man agrees to do the tatoos but is curious, that of all the
tatoos
he
 could do, "why," he asks, "do a turkey and a Christmas tree?"
 
 The women replys, "My husband is always complaining that there is
never
 anything to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."